theclearlydope:

Make love to Spider-Man, not war.

But seriously kid, there’s candy in there.

vintageanchor:

“I sometimes have a queer feeling with regard to you — especially when you are near to me, as now: it is as if I had a string somewhere under my left ribs, tightly and inextricably knotted to a similar string situated in the corresponding quarter of your little frame. And if that boisterous Channel, and two hundred miles or so of land, come broad between us, I am afraid that cord of communion will be snapped; and then I’ve a nervous notion I should take to bleeding inwardly.”

— Charlotte Brontë , Jane Eyre

Lovely Eurasian!

theclearlydope:

“I’m just a little puuuuuuuppppyyyy” should be your new pickup line at the club.

Try this, “Girl I’d like to get up in that booty but I can’t, because I’m just a little puppy.”